Sept. 16: "Hot Chocolate" Hits the Stage

1. Brooklyn-based sketch comedy group American Candy presents "," featuring a group of talented black female comedians, along with guest actor Victor Williams ("The King of Queens") for a night of singing, skits and pop culture parodies. Performances tonight and Saturday night at 8 p.m.

2. Help Wanted: From the office of Councilwoman Letitia James, D-Brooklyn, comes word of two job opportunities. The first is a training session for cable installing positions. The second is for an experienced elevator mechanic.

3. Attention all artists—help beautify one of the more dreary parts of our neighborhood by volunteering to help Ellie Balk and the folks at Myrtle Avenue Brooklyn Partnership paint a mural under the BQE.

4. In case you missed it: work is scheduled to begin today on a —a project that has some residents and business owners crying foul.

5. Alternate side parking rules are in effect.